Oh no! Is my last lesson with him.... LAME...
Haiz...today is lao pa last lesson le. I will not have his lesson anymore from today onwards. So sad... Today was his last lesson with us cuz he is going to become "jobless" to take care of his child. He is such a good father, hardly any father would do that. I admired him! 老爸,你是我的偶像!我太崇拜你了!Today during his lesson, he all of the sudden call me! I was feeling darm cold at that time! (Today raining, so more the air-con is blowing cold air at me! Cold sia!). Anyway, he called me to answer question. But i dunno wat he is trying to say at the time, until he says "mei yen, u got sore throat ah?", finally i knew what he was talking about. He was actually asking me to speak louder and be confident in my answer. Hahaz.... so malu and so sotong! I think i am going to miss his lesson. Now i am onli down with three lessons i like to attend, use to have four (BIOLOGY, MOTHER TONGUE, GEOGRAPHY,SS), now lao pa is going le, dunno who is going to teach us? dunno whether is him? Dunno whether would it be interesting to have him as my GEO cher? Haiz... we will wait and see! =)
Hahaz... this few days... my juniors and friends are telling me lame jokes & riddles. Quite fun but make me feel that i am so stupid and WOLS... til now i haben even try to solve one correct questions... (think at the back RL and NANA are laughing at me!) but sorry lor, wat to do? i really dunno the answer... haiz... sad man! anyway, i am having fun telling these jobs to teachers adn friends! =)
The first lame joke was the one abt the submarine!
> There is a submarine which can only maximum hold ten persons. One day, the submarine had nine person on board, then one pregnant woman went on board. The submarine sink. y?
> Cuz, submarine sink, it dun float!
Hahaz. told this joke to teachers. Three like me got it wrong! (One even say about the density of ship!) Then the rest of the teachers i asked, wa... veri smart... all say correct, somemore they dun take a long time to guess the answers! Teachers are indeed teachers!
Next joke.
> In the past, Superman use to fly with one hand. But now, Superman fly with two hands. y?
> Cuz, last time, technology is not so advance so superman had to use one hand to manually control flying. Now, technology is good. Superman can thus do auto flying!
hahaz... told this to Mr Leong today. he couldn't get it correct at first. Then i told him the answers. Then he said that he can also give other answers like "Cuz last time Superman young, so use one hand fly, now Superman old, so use two hands!" Another answer from Mr Leong was "cuz Superman gain weigh so need to use two hands to fly!"(Daniel then says " then when Superman was a kid, he dun need to use hands cuz very light, can just fly!") Hahaz... so funny, and lame! -_-
Next few jokes.
> One day, Maggie Mee and Chao Kuew Tiao fight and quarrel, then they each went their own way! Then, Chao Kuew Tiao saw Mee Hoon! Guess wat Chao Kuew Tiao told Mee Hoon?
> Chao Kuew Tiao says: "Maggie Mee, dun u think u rebond hair le, i dun recognise u!"
>Snow White go bathing, seven dwarfs went to see! Guess one brand of a drink! (Not alcoholic)
>The drink is 7 UP. (Think Bio students should know what it means after you have learnt chapter 21!)
Hahaz... that's all i can remember till now! =) sorry a bit STM (Short term Memory), cannot remember that much, except for those i think really funny one!
Hope there would more jokes to lame me! Wanna go trick my chers! So fun man! Think Jane, RuiLing and HuiLing knew how fun it was ba! =)
To MR JAMES KOH:天下没有不散的筵席, we are sure going to meet each other one day! Hope everything would go well for u! Hope your child can get well soon! Gotta miss u! =)